Die Toon Die!

#51 - Alien Invasion

#73 - Nine Angry Squirrels

#91 - Enid Smollet, Crazy Butcher

#103 - Not Actually Having Super Powers

#179 - Murdered By Your Conjoined Twin

#200 - Two Arrows And A Marlin

#224 - Do-It Yourself Heart Surgery

#273 - Drowning In A Bucket

#277 - A Monster In Your Hat

#319 - A Sinister Child With A Poison Dart Blow Gun

#335 - Radioactive Pudding

#415 - The Deadly Playground Slide Creature

#429 - Eaten Like A Meatball

#457 - Pierced By A Narwhal

#525 - A Stray Bullet

#599 - Sorry, You Are Now A Flower Pot

#602 - Baited On A Hook

#723 - Worlds In Collision

#772 - A Low Ceiling Fan

#811 - Donut Trap

#890 - A People-Eating Monster

#915 - Thwarted In The Moment Of Triumph

#987 - Suicide Pact

#1006 - Eaten By Small Creatures With Spoons

#1098 - Pushed By Q*bert

#1153 - A Brain-Eating Troll

#1172 - Eaten By A Moose

#1203 - Covered With Slime

#1225 - Garroted By Santa Claus

#1297 - Gamma Rays From A Radioactive Lima Bean

#1318 - Choking On Eeyore

#1448 - Fruit With Spears

#1482 - Murder Amid The Daffodils

#1555 - Your Heart Plucked From Your Chest

#1569 - Sawing Yourself In Two

#1627 - Eaten By A T-Rex

#1650 - Smashed With A Punk Rock Guitar

#1656 - Trapped In A Deep Well

#1703 - Killer Shoes

#1721 - Two Alligators

#1748 - Suddenly, An Enchanted Toy Bear Lunges At You

#1751 - Tusk!

#1809 - Premature Burial

#1877 - Being Bite-Sized

#1904 - Poor Diet

#1965 - Hurled Onto Spikes

#1969 - Taking The Brown Acid

#2005 - ¡Los Tres Nastisos!

#2021 - Quietly, On A Park Bench, With A Potted Fern

#2057 - A Baby With A Death Ray

#2116 - Impaled On A Parabola

#2142 - Beaten To Death By A Daisy With A Crowbar

#2197 - Sacrificed In A Demonic Ritual

#2212 - By Divine Intervention, To Prevent You From Strangling A Ferret

#2323 - Hatchet Job

#2357 - Killed By A Lolcat

#2385 - The Wrong Bottle

#2498 - Clubbed By Crudely-Drawn Stick Figures

#2528 - Falling Head-First Into A Paper Shredder

#2615 - Botulism In Your Lime-Ade

#2619 - No Atmosphere

#2704 - Attack Duck!

#2747 - Air Barracuda

#2795 - Mistaken for a Piñata

#2835 - Flesh-Eating Virus

#2897 - Chasing Your Hat Off A Cliff

#2954 - Caught By The Neck On A Kite String

#2963 - Bleeding From The Navel

#3002 - Sliced In Half With A Large Pickle

#3021 - Shot From A Cannon Into Radioactive Waste

#3116 - Spontaneous Human Combustion

#3189 - Malaise

#3211 - Consumed By Odd Creatures

#3250 - Lost In A Book

#3281 - Meat Grinder

#3319 - Brain Scoop!

#3375 - Noshed By Flamingos

#3419 - Skewered On A Trident

#3515 - Vivisection

#3578 - A Mushroom With A Glock

#3611 - Bad Fugu

#3628 - Made Into An Attractive Lamp Stand

#3722 - Stuffed And Mounted

#3727 - Skateboarding Into Bayonets!

#3793 - Monster Pants

#3888 - Allergy To Cows

#3897 - A Rare But Serious Side Effect

#3903 - Impaled On A Garden Gnome

#3915 - Sliced Into Thirds

#3966 - Sorry You Are Now Toothpaste

#3987 - Clubbed With A Mackerel

#3991 - A Sudden Attack Of Acute Feenbleen Syndrome

#4019 - Shot By A Librarian

#4044 - Quantum Teleportation Matter Re-Integration Failure

#4051 - Razor-Sharp Boomerangs

#4066 - Factory-Second Bungee Cord

#4073 - Radio In The Bathtub

#4113 - Giant Frog

#4142 - Evil Clown

#4239 - Pox

#4325 - Nunchukt By Jimmy Carter

#4422 - Road Rage

#4489 - Sucked Into A Vacuum

#4512 - Cutting Off Your Own Head

#4563 - Carnivorous Plant

#4621 - The Thing Under Your Bed

#4623 - Shoving A Spear Through Your Head

#4636 - Ants With A Big Magnifying Glass

#4673 - Throwing Yourself On A Live Grenade

#4711 - Fed To Crocodiles

#4763 - Zapped By A Brain In A Jar

#4829 - Hurricane

#4850 - Red Shirt

#4880 - Stabbed By Granny

#4931 - Twelve Menacing Pairs Of Empty Pants

#4982 - Eating A Poisonous Lizard

#5028 - A Hornet With A Harpoon Gun

#5033 - Torn Apart By Kangaroos

#5066 - An Ocelot Caught In Your Windpipe

#5114 - Suicide By Swordfish

#5166 - An Angry Mob Of Baked Potatoes With Pitchforks

#5219 - Eating Your Own Brain!

#5285 - Accidentally Swallowing A Bowling Ball

#5333 - Devoured By A Giant

#5387 - A Severed Jugular Vein

#5436 - Frankenstein’s Monster

#5477 - Assaulted From The Pages Of A Comic Book

#5525 - A Very Large Bomb

#5533 - Bashed By A Viking

#5601 - The Fist Of The Furious Flying Ferret!

#5613 - Burned At The Stake

#5705 - Shot By Richard Nixon

#5797 - Silent but Deadly

#5821 - It’s Raining Men!

#5895 - Suicide by Puppet

#5914 - Beanie Copter Chin Strap Failure

#5983 - A Flying Meat Cleaver

#6075 - Gored By A Texas Longhorn

#6094 - A Sea Lamprey On Your Face

#6126 - Baked In A Pie

#6164 - Albert Einstein’s Shuffleboard Stick

#6189 - Your Head On A Stick As A Warning To Others

#6273 - Toaster

#6281 - Hit With An Arrow A Long Time Ago

#6322 - Waking Up In Your Pajamas At 35,000 Feet

#6323 - Stabbed By An Olive Branch

#6378 - Strangled By The Hand Of A Fiend!

#6407 - Absorbed By An Amoeba

#6432 - Of Natural Causes, While Eating A Cheezy Snack Food

#6456 - A Buffoon Wielding A Mallet

#6522 - Mired In A Tar Pit

#6593 - Heat-Seeking Missile

#6615 - Rope

#6622 - Ow!!!

#6732 - A Vicious Walrus

#6788 - In Two Pieces

#6789 - Overpopulation

#6888 - Running With Scissors

#6999 - Friendly Fire

#7002 - A Runway Model With Knife-Throwing Skills

#7087 - Crushed Beneath A Giant Peace Symbol

#7123 - Mean Unicorn

#7117 - An Ill-Advised Attempt To Swallow A Leprechaun

#7129 - Consumed By Four Fish

#7213 - Run Through With A Lute

#7272 - Fleeing From Killer Slugs Only To Encounter A Gang Of Starfish With Switchblades

#7285 - Your Neck Snapped, Against All Odds, By A Budgie

#7309 - Molten Hot Lava

#7325 - A Golf Club Through The Head

#7329 - Killer Puppy

#7414 - Toilet Snakes

#7456 - This Jellyfish

#7487 - Mass Extinction

#7488 - Trashed!

#7521 - Shrubbery

#7573 - A Common Garden Snail With A Cannon

#7621 - Like, When Your Head Pops Off For No Particular Reason

#7658 - Death By Spork!

#7727 - Inattention To Posted Safety Warnings

#7797 - Gasoline? Or Lemonade?

#7825 - Dismemberment

#7923 - Cryogenic Freezer Control Malfunction

#7979 - Splat

#8012 - Morbid Obesity

#8078 - Fast-Growing Plant

#8121 - Killed By This Weird Thing

#8167 - Murdered By The Beatles

#8235 - Filled With Helium

#8255 - Airborne Pathogens

#8263 - Freak Weather Conditions

#8323 - A Gnat With A Bazooka

#8331 - Your Head In A Lime Green Jello Dessert

#8375 - Shipwrecked

#8423 - Getting Your Head Stuck In A Dolphin’s Blowhole

#8424 - A Nasty Paper Cut

#8470 - A Hideous Chain Saw Juggling Accident

#8529 - A Gun-Totin’ Donut

#8566 - Brain-Ectomy

#8592 - Meteor!

#8606 - Mean Tree

#8691 - Bruised By Geezers

#8715 - Decapitation By Frisbee

#8773 - Just Enough Napalm

#8804 - No Space Suit

#8859 - A Lucky Punch

#8916 - Three Swords

#8987 - Dorothy’s House

#9014 - Swallowed Whole

#9079 - Sofa Monster

#9087 - Broken Into Pieces

#9123 - Bad Dog!

#9125 - You Are What You Eat

#9156 - Standing In The Path Of A Cannonball

#9234 - A Big Ol’ Ant Eater

#9250 - A Large, Angry Blob Of Cookie Dough With A Baseball Bat

#9306 - Killed By A Tapeworm

#9393 - Pincers

#9416 - Chopped Into Nine Pieces

#9455 - Porcupine Apocalypse

#9523 - A Hail Of Bullets

#9559 - Your Head Served On A Plate

#9649 - Stuck In A Pot

#9654 - A Bullet With Your Name On It

#9687 - Used As Floss

#9725 - Brain Worm Hatching

#9783 - Exploding Head

#9843 - A Tadpole With A Flame Thrower

#9876 - Sorry, You Are Being Eaten By A Blob

#9901 - Stupid Doctor

#9909 - Knotted Necks

#9971 - Chopped Into T-Bones