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Losing Your Torso

23 Responses to “Losing Your Torso”

  1. 1
    Pix:

    ??? I ain’t got nobody…no-body! ???

  2. 2
    bc:

    Q: What do you call a couple of torsos on a bbq grill?
    A: Frank & Patty.

  3. 3
    Jerry:

    BBQ? Nom!

  4. 4
    Ruprecht:

    Oh, good gordness. This reminds Rupe of the “What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs” jokes of yore …..

  5. 5
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” hanging on a wall?

    Art.

  6. 6
    Ruprecht:

    What do you call his father?

    Pop Art.

  7. 7
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” lying on the ground?

    First base.

  8. 8
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” whizzing across a lake?

    Skip.

  9. 9
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” on your front porch?

    Matt.

  10. 10
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” in a hole in the ground?

    Doug.

  11. 11
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” stuffed into a mailbox?

    Bill.

  12. 12
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” hit over the fence with a baseball bat?

    Homer.

  13. 13
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” in a marijuana field?

    Bud.

  14. 14
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” sitting atop a podium?

    Mike.

  15. 15
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” laying on the beach?

    Sandy.

  16. 16
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” in a tight hole in the ground?

    Phil.

  17. 17
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” laying in the middle of a dirt road?

    Dusty.

  18. 18
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” in a pile of leaves?

    Russell.

  19. 19
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” on a BBQ?

    Frank.

  20. 20
    Ruprecht:

    And his wife?

    Patty.

  21. 21
    Ruprecht:

    “WDYCAGWNAANL” who has fallen out of a boat?

    Bob.

  22. 22
    Pix:

    “WDYCTGWNAANL” by a window?

    Kurt ‘n Rod!

    I love these!

  23. 23
    Jerry:

    Rupe apparently has a silo full of ‘em. The first one I remember hearing was “Bob.” And I laffed and laffed…

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