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Elongated Neckification

13 Responses to “Elongated Neckification”

  1. 1
    Nan:

    But how did it elongificate?

  2. 2
    Jerry:

    Our scientists are working on that question even now.

  3. 3
    Pix:

    I bet he was playing Rock-em Sock-em Robots on his wii…since there was no little plastic head to pop up, the energy zoomed through the console and BLAM! Elongated Neckification.

  4. 4
    Pix:

    Jerry, on an unrelated matter–where are you based? According to the time-stamp it’s 11:30-ish where you are…in Chicago it’s 9:30-ish, so if you’re East Coast you should only be 1 hour ahead…are you floating in the Atlantic somewhere? I’m just idly curious.

  5. 5
    Jerry:

    Hm… I’m in the greater DC area… maybe I’m still on Daylight Savings time. Not sure how to fix it.

    I like the Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em theory…

  6. 6
    Pix:

    I see, I see…I was just wondering…Yeah, computers–you can’t trust them. They will turn on you at some point!

  7. 7
    Ruprecht:

    Wait … wait ……..

    You have scientists … ?!?!?

  8. 8
    Ruprecht:

    Rather comical how he was petrified that way ……

  9. 9
    Jerry:

    You don’t have scientists?

  10. 10
    Ruprecht:

    No. Rupe does not.

    He has a contingent of asshats.

    Don’t laugh. They have their uses …..

  11. 11
    Jerry:

    Have I ever mentioned how fond I am of the word “asshat”?

  12. 12
    Karen:

    I have your postcard from comiccon. Oh my, you are insane. I am laughing my butt off. Hey another way to die Laugh your butt off. Or has it been done? Glad I found you. Keep on with your life’s work, it is good for my health.

  13. 13
    Jerry:

    Hi Karen!

    This would make you the first person to mention the cards we attempted to distribute at Comic-Con. Would you believed they blocked us because they found the content here questionable? Da noive!

    Thank you for letting us know what you think. And tell your friends!

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