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Your Skull Crushed With A Birthday Cake

7 Responses to “Your Skull Crushed With A Birthday Cake”

  1. 1
    Ruprecht:

    Rupe sings:

    *ahem*

    Happy Birthday, Toon you,
    Happy Birthday, Toon you,
    Happy Birthday, Die Toon Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Happy Birthday, Toon you!

    And many moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee …..

    (*psssssssssst* Lover the number designation and reverse opposite Adam’s apple joint caused, obviously, by the force of the hurtling cake …..)

  2. 2
    Jerry:

    Rupe — you mean your neck doesn’t bend at the Adam’s apple??

    Thanks for the birthday wishes! And watch out for flying cake!

  3. 3
    Pix:

    I didn’t know it was your natal day! Happy Birthday. I also thought the number was right-on. I think I’d be less worried about being a poor credit risk, than the fact that he only has five teeth…no wonder the cake killed him–he’s obviously noshed on a lot of the cake’s kin. I suppose the poor credit risk and five teeth are moot points, seeing as he’s dead. Alas.

    Anyhoo, forgive the babbling…Happy Birthday!

  4. 4
    Jerry:

    Pix, now you’ve got me feeling sorry for Virgil, because he didn’t get a piece of this cake.

    I still wouldn’t lend him money though.

  5. 5
    Random Kath:

    Happy Birthday, DTD! I am so proud to have been there at your birth . . . may you have many more! ;-)

    (BTW, it’s interesting how the cake didn’t smoosh when it hit Virgil’s skull. What’s that thing made out of anyway?)

  6. 6
    Jerry:

    Kath: It’s pound cake. Get it? POUND cake! Heeyuck heeyuck!

    And thanks for all your help & encouragement along the way.

  7. 7
    SomberAngel:

    I am glad that Virgil is oblivious to pain, he has gone through a lot and don’t think he would be still standing after this glorious year!

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