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When A High Wind Drives A Pine Tree Through Your Head

17 Responses to “When A High Wind Drives A Pine Tree Through Your Head”

  1. 1
    panchitah:

    muahahaha i love it :D

  2. 2
    Ruprecht:

    Piercing … !!!

  3. 3
    Ruprecht:

    Here’s the thing: This wasn’t any ordinary death.

    That tree was hurling along at a speed so fast that it didn’t take Mahatma’s head clean off. Nooooooooooo …..

    It went speeding along to come in contact with his mug in such a way it plunged cleanly right through the middle, causing his head to envelope around it, leaving nary a mark … not even a splatter of blood! The tree even came out the back of his head in clean, re-plantable shape, too!

    No. It’s not a miracle. It’s not magic. It’s not even remarkable. It’s simply The Wonderful World Of Toonage …..

  4. 4
    Jerry:

    Best of all, I didn’t have to draw a face!

  5. 5
    griff:

    I think that actually happens more often than you’ll ever know… in the far, far Northern California boonies…
    ;)

    PS: and explains oh so much…

  6. 6
    Jerry:

    Rupe, think of it as a freeze-frame. I’m sure the head will pop open and spill goodies like a piƱata in a moment or two.

  7. 7
    Midd13m4n:

    When the winds of change blow hard enough, even the smallest item can become a deadly projectile… and a huge pine tree is an even deadlier projectile.

  8. 8
    Midd13m4n:

    Dare I say, wood can be problematic when you find it in the wrong place at the wrong time…………. just sayin’.

  9. 9
    Ruprecht:

    WOOD EYE … !!! WOOD EYE … !!! WOOD EYE … !!!

  10. 10
    Jerry:

    Waitaminute… Mahatma??

  11. 11
    Nanknits:

    I think our toon is defying the laws of physics here.
    The force of the impact would have to have sent him flying backwards.
    Thus, the still standing aspect seems unlikely.

  12. 12
    Jerry:

    Nanknits: You know that trick where the magician sweeps away the tablecloth without disturbing the place setting? Same principle here.

  13. 13
    Cat:

    Cylinder and a tree in the toon - this is Abe Lincoln!! (Have I watched Henry Fonda as young Abe too often to think that?)

  14. 14
    Nanknits:

    Okay. If you say so, Jerry.
    Still a bit iffy, if you ask me.
    (need that unsure smiley from plurk.)

  15. 15
    Jerry:

    Cat: Abraham Lincoln was assassinated at Ford’s Theater, when John Wilkes Booth snuck up behind him and shoved a tree through his head. And then he shouted “Sic Semper Tyrannis!” and jumped onto the stage, fracturing his spruce. He fled to the Northern California boonies, where he invented the unsure smiley, later adopted by Plurk.

  16. 16
    Nanknits:

    On a tangentially similar note, I was exploring an old cemetery earlier this week and found
    what may be the most original epitaph ever.
    It ended thusly:
    “He never met a stick he didn’t like.
    There is no such thing as a bad piece of wood.”

  17. 17
    Pix:

    Wow, that is righteous!

    But if you count the rings on the tree, it’s only two years old…it seems awfully big for two years old. Did it take some conifer version of HGH? Or was a beaker of skele-gro dropped on it as a sapling?

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