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Sorry, You Are Now Toothpaste

11 Responses to “Sorry, You Are Now Toothpaste”

  1. 1
    Midd13m4n:

    Gosh, I hope he’s tartar control and not that worthless whitening krap. Call me crazy, but the thought of being extruded is milding intriguing… like Pla-Doh.

  2. 2
    Ian:

    I believe this particular cartoon is blocked in Britain, where (unless I’ve been misinformed) dentistry is a capital crime!

  3. 3
    Jerry:

    Extruding the departed might be a new funereal service, to go along with burial and cremation!

    Perhaps I’ll draw up a business plan…

  4. 4
    Ruprecht:

    Rupe believes Midd13m4n might mean “exuded”, not “extruded” It’s a toothpaste death, not aluminum siding death.

    Strangely (or, mayhap, not so strangely) Rupe wouldn’t mind being exuded out of a toothpaste tube.

    Suddenly, Rupe feels all tingly and minty fresh …..

  5. 5
    Keli:

    hey, my toothpaste was missing this morning…the whole tube…do you think this is some strange coincidence?

  6. 6
    Nanknits:

    Fun fact…….swallowing too much fluoride toothpaste can actually kill you. But it takes two whole tubes. Gack, gack.

  7. 7
    SomberAngel:

    I’m still trying to figure out what it says on the tube. CRELM?

    Help me out JT!

  8. 8
    Ruprecht:

    Nanknits: How did I know you - and only you - would know this information … ?!?

    SomberAngel: That’s easy!

    The brand name is upside down, you’re reading it incorrectly.

    It’s: “W73 (guy standing on his head) (1950’s robot claw)”

    Silly SomberAngel …..

  9. 9
    Jerry:

    Yes, CRELM!

  10. 10
    Jerry:

    Keli, I suspect (per Rupe) that NanKnits has pilfered your toothpaste for nefarious purposes. I suspect further (per Ian, above) that nobody anywhere in the UK is involved.

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    KingOfUranus:

    Never trust the floss, either. FYI.

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