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Albert Einstein’s Shuffleboard Stick

11 Responses to “Albert Einstein’s Shuffleboard Stick”

  1. 1
    Ruprecht:

    Rupe believes Einstein was often bored.

    But Rupe rejects totally the suggestion Einstein may have shuffled.

    (He did have a “big stick”, however …..)

  2. 2
    Jerry:

    More lethal than Schrödinger’s cat!

  3. 3
    Jerry:

    Rupe, God may not play shuffleboard with the universe. But Einstein did.

    I am as certain of that as I am of my own sanity.

  4. 4
    Ruprecht:

    “I am as certain of that as I am of my own sanity.” quoth the man to his mirror image, believing not that he was, indeed, insane.

  5. 5
    Jerry:

    Don’t make me start chasing you with my shuffleboard stick, Rupe!

  6. 6
    Somber Angel:

    do I need to separate the two of you?

  7. 7
    Jerry:

    Somber Angel,

    Actually, that might help.

  8. 8
    Ruprecht:

    Rupe’s up to the challenge. Bring it on, Somber Angel.

  9. 9
    Somber Angel:

    I’ve got some mad skills there Rupe, you don’t want to mess with Angel. Sounds like you are the instigator, and for some reason I believe this isn’t the first time. I shall deal with you first!

  10. 10
    Midd13m4n:

    Since Einstein is the end-all, be-all master of quantum mechanics and general relativity, wouldn’t he be more apt to rearrage your molecular structure? Perhaps trasform you into energy by accelerating you up to the speed of light? Or is that where the irony is derived?

  11. 11
    Jerry:

    Midd13: Einstein, it is well known, could kill you with a thought. Or, at least, a thought experiment. But often he would take a more Newtonian approach to homicide.

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