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Suicide By Swordfish

6 Responses to “Suicide By Swordfish”

  1. 1
    b_c:

    That looks… painful.

  2. 2
    Jerry:

    b_c: You’d think so, but as the fish nose instantly pierces the frontal lobes of the brain, there is little actual pain involved.

    The main challenge is tricking the swordfish into crashing through your head.

  3. 3
    Ruprecht:

    Pygmy swordfish? Never heard of such a thing.

    While no pain may have been felt by “Pierce”, he was at least cognizant enough to reach up to the swordfish a’fore he croaked.

    Standing.

    And green.

  4. 4
    Jerry:

    Rupe: It doesn’t matter if you’ve never heard of such a thing. Open your eyes! The evidence stands before you!

    And you must realize that these pictures are like freeze-frames in a sequence of motion picture cells. “Pierce” wasn’t standing long, you can be sure.

    Really, there’s no point in questioning anything, as these pictures are the moral equivalent of undoctored photographs.

  5. 5
    FupDuckTV:

    BTW, I’d kill myself too if I dressed like that. All red (probably velvet) track suit with the mid-riff exposed…. Do us all a favor and use two Pygmy swordfish!

  6. 6
    Jerry:

    Fup: I acknowledge your keen sense of style, and agree that this toon had some issues, but I’m not sure a failure of sartorial discernment is cause to instigate one’s own demise.

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