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Running With Scissors

4 Responses to “Running With Scissors”

  1. 1
    Ruprecht:

    Thus, one of the many reasons Edward Scissorhands refrained from trying out for the track team …..

  2. 2
    Jerry:

    Rupe,

    The larger lesson, then, is: “Don’t be Johnny Depp with anything pointy.”

    I mean, It’s a rule I try to live by.

  3. 3
    hahakenny:

    She stabbed herself in the eye first with the scissors then started running. That’s not funny at all!

  4. 4
    Jerry:

    NONE of these pictures are meant to be funny. Each one is a grim, cautionary tale, a picture of the sorry, inescapable doom which awaits each of us.

    Funny? Ha! Don’t make me laugh.

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